Screw the world when we have Unawatuna

Oh boy, just when I was in a state of confusion – whether I love my island or not – my boys take me to Unawatuna. DAMNNNN i love my island!! Where elellse can you get beautiful clear beaches, lovely sands, alot of arrack to drink, beautiful women in bikinis strolling on the beach, coconut and palm trees dancing to the breeze, and oh yes all for a very very cheap price {thats the best part}. The bungalow we stay at was literally 5 metres away from the water, and well thankfully it was well guarded in the nights. Ah yes there was one sad encounter. We tried to go to this disco and one of the hosts or lets say “beach boy” said that since we are locals we should pay a cover charge. LOL….. Yeap the foreigners were getting in for free. The reason being they didnt want locals as they will start fights. Yeap i guess thats ok in a way from a philosophical point of view since we have a damn civil war going on and that was started by “locals”. Anyways these beach boys rule that part of Sri Lanka, so much so that we needed permission from them to talk to white women at the party. One of my friends tried to fake an English accent and approach the ladies with his usual “Hello Ladies” but was abruptly stopped by a beach boy who ensured him that talking to a white women might create “problems”. Well other than that it was wayyyyy to enjoyable. Food was great – Cause we cooked …LOL . Alcohol was was not a scarce resource but cigarattes were after a period of time. I just cant get over that breeeze….

Fuck when you have cool air coming in from the beach and you are on a hammock and you can say “Fuck Off” to the world and your problems and the only thing you are worried about is when you are going to get high again – What more can you ask for right????