Beer and Mathematics!!!

So lately I have been counting my calories. Yes the calories consumed by my body everyday. Not all the time but whenever it consciously hits my idle mind. Saturday was a very interesting day. After wacking a really good lunch - chicken curry and rice cooked by yours truly, I decided to take a good afternoon nap to burn it all off. Night came along and it was time to meet my friends Coors Light and Bud Light. Now a 12 oz bottle of Coors Light has apparently 105 calories whilst a 12 oz can of Bud Light contains 110 calories. Dinner was good again adding more calories. After 3 bottles of Coors Light and 4 cans of 16 oz BudLight, I set my eyes on the 5th can when suddenly my idle mind started thinking.

“How much calories have I consumed today?”

Ok time for my mathematical mind to start computing. Assuming that dinner and lunch added to around 1000 - 1500 calories and a couple of coffee breaks - that would be hmmm something along 1500 i guess. So 5 cans of BudLight anad 3 bottles of Coors Light. But the BudLight was 16oz and I read that only a 12oz can contains 110 calories. So thats going to be lets see - 110/12 * 16 * 5 + 105 * 3 = A rather odd number.

Result = I consumed more calories then I needed and ended up with a blistering headache because I was doing mathematical calculations while drunk.

Moral of the Story:

“Do not think while you are in the company of alcohol” - It doesnt help with computation issues or with women.